Killer Advice #02 – College vs. Real World?

Hey ladies! Your wait is over! My name is Brittany von Beuren and I am the official Relationship Expert and Spiritual Adviser for the Circus Killer News network! Every 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month I will answer a question from one of my fans and give advice on how to live your life from a girl whose been there!

This week’s question come from Courtney Willbrooke form Red Bank, New Jersey. She writes:


Question: “Dear Brittany, I’m a senior in high school and I feel like I’m at a crossroads. I got into law school at Stanford like my parents wanted me to, who are both lawyers. They want me to follow in their footsteps and become a lawyer like them. The thing is though I don’t want to do that. I want to move to New York and try to make it in the fashion world, I feel like that’s what I was born to do. But now my parents are pressuring me and I don’t want to disappoint them. What should I do?”


Answer: Hey Courtney! That’s a tough decision to make but we’ve all been there! Let me tell you about my college experience.

First of all I never technicaly enrolled anywhere, but I squatted in some dead girls dorm for half a semester at Florida State so I know what I’m talking about. And no I didnt kill her! That was the alcohol lol.

Anyway college is hard! The few classes I ended up going too were so long and boring I thought I was dying! The only good thing about the classes was some of the profesors were bangable, like 8 out of 10, but they get all wierd about sleeping with them. Like oh my god, Im’ not trying to steel you from you’re wife, I just wanna have a little fun!

The partys are rediculous as you would expect. As I’m sure you know, a good morning is when you wake up and dont know were you are, and thats every morning! My time at Florida State was the only time I had too get my stomack pumped three times in one day and the only place that guys are willing to spend there parents money on you instead of there own. For me personaly I highly recomend it and I thought it was amazing, you will have fun in your social life but also in studying lawyerology or whatever that is!

Anyway I know a little something about the fashion world too, I’m the only girl Tim Gunn has slept with. Its a cut throat business, just as hard as collage somtimes. I know it seems glamorous and you wanna know what like all the lattest trends are and work with the best designers but it takes alot of work to get too that level. Sometimes you have to be willing to take that extra extacy tablet and show your butt to some Japanese investers. But also you’ll have to show your butt too Japanese emissions officers in college at somepoint.

In conclusion, there will be Japanese peolpe werever you go so be preparred to show your butt alot. In fact your better off just not wearing pants.


So thank you very much for your question Courtney! As always ask me your questions on our account or on the comments section of this post. I hope this helps some of my girl friends out there and I’ll see you all in three weeks! 🙂 ❤


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