Killer Advice #06 – Do I Give Up My Home or My Pet?

Hey ladies! It’s Thursday which means I’m back with another Killer Advice! Every week I answer your harder questions in life becuase it makes me feel imoprtant and this way you actually like know what to do with things.

So anyway this week’s question is from my fan Vicky from Chicago. She says…


Question: Dear Brittany, I just moved into a new apartment with my dog and didn’t find out until just recently that my new landlord hates dogs. He’s been my best friend for six years and now I’m finding out that I have to get rid of him or try looking for another apartment again, which was stressful enough the first time. The trouble is, anyone I know who’s willing to take him off of my hands lives too far away for me to visit. What should I do? Do I try to find a new place even though this apartment is perfect or should I give him away and barely get to see him again?


Answer: First of all thanks for writing in Vicky! Okay so this is a tough situation. A lot of people dont seem to understnd that anamals have the same souls as humans, like if you ask a psycic she will tell you the same thing. This is because many animals are reincaranated people. I met a racoon once who I just felt this conection with and it turns out we were lovers in are past lives. I took him to wear I was living at the time and we just stayed up alnight and talked for hours. But when I woke up he was gone and I was so lonely…

So yes I get what your feeling, and its hard to part with somoene that you care about. But heres the thing, theres no reason why you have to have one or the other. What right does your land lord have to tell you what to do? Your not a little girl anymore she doesnt have to treat you like one!

Demonstrate that you will kick her ass if she tries to pull this shit on you agian. Do some thing like lighting her car on fire or aranging a break in in to her apartment and just trash the place, than leave a note saying you know wear she lives and will cut her if she doesnt do what shes told. Its fine as long as you dont threten her first, if you do then you will go to jail but if not then she cant pin it on to you. You could also just try to like seduce her if you wanna be more suttle. Its you’re choice.


Anyway thats all of the time I have for today. Check back next week for another exciting addition of Killer Advice and make sure you ask me your questions in the comments or on Twitter!! 🙂 ❤


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