Killer Advice #11 – How Do I Fake My Own Death?

Heya ladies!! Happy thursday and well come back to a nother addition of Killer Advice with me, Brittany von Beuren!

Last week I covered a very serious topic about how to deal with a stalker, and in it I mentioned that sometimes its best just to fake yout own death. Ive been getting alot of questions all week about how to do that so today im just gonna go over the best ways you can do that.


So the first think you need todo is should be to get rid of suspistion by doing somthing that noone would do if they new they would soon die. So somthing like getting a new car or adopting a kid are great things to do before yuo dissapeer becos peeple will see that an think oh well she wanted to take care of those things and thats y she got em so somthin musthave hapend to her. Becose usualy peeple will wanto take every thing witth em when ever they want to go a way four ever.

Next your gonna half to think of the way your gonna do it. Fire always works best for me ive found cos thy can only identefy you buy teeth then. Just ripout a few and you should be good, I ript out all mine a few years ago an keep them in a bag so if i ever hav to disappeer again I can jsut burn down an apart ment builsing or hospittal or somthin and skatter afew of them around. Im not ugly tho!! I blew some dentist to give me new ones lol

Lasly jus make sure you have sumwear to go. Alotta peeple get cot becos they just head for the high way or a trane an get help form a frend in a nother city. But the police and the feds look in those places and inter view all your closest ppl so you gotta keep them in the dark unles your shore they wont rat out on you. Also dont be a fraid!! Its not hard to make it in a new city aslong as your willing to get mean, dirty and things put in to your body.


Thats it for this week! I hope all you ladies in need of a new start found this helpful. Be sure to keep asking your questions in the commets here or on my own Twitter. until then, have a lovely week! Bye!! 🙂 ❤


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