Killer Advice #12 – What are Some Ways I Can Achieve that Perfect Summer Swimsuit Body?

Happy Thursday! Im Brittany von Beuren and I am the official Circus Killer relationship expert nd spiritual advisor. I answer your questions every week

So this week my question comes form a fan of mine in new jersey. She writes…


Question: Dear Brittany, summer is quickly approaching which for me means feeling ashamed every time I go to the pool or the beach. Ever since I was about 15 I haven’t been able to wear a bikini because I haven’t felt good enough about my weight. I’m not overly overweight or anything, I just keep seeing the girls and women who are thinner than me and it makes me embarrassed to be out there with them. Every year I tell myself I’m going to be like them next summer, but no matter what I do I never hit my target weight. Do you have any tips for staying in shape for beach season?


Answer: This is issue that playgs hundreds of women cross america so im glad you aksed. Ive nown women who were so a shamed of there bodys that they ended up be coming actresses so I no the affects it can have.

So a lotta woman will tell you that its societies fawlt for making you feel fat. They say that becos movies and tv tells you that you gotta look a certen way thats why you feel like you have to look that way and act that way. Dont let these women fool you tho becos there just jellus of what little looks you do have. It defnitly is your own fawlt for not bean buetiful and u should feel bad for not bean better then what you now are. But luckly its ok! Im here to fix that!

So your first step is gonna be to stop eating. Food genarrates fat so if you dont eat at all you can never get fat! Just get newtriants the way aminals do by suckling on leeves and dirt and sunlite. Nature helps you be come a naturely buetiful body returning to it is the best way to be come a naturel buety.

Next your gonna wanna exersise. Now before you say it I know.. working out is hard! And it rarely works out. But there are thinks you can do to re ward your self for doing a good job at it. So for a sample like I like to prawemis my self that I wont make fun of a ugly person until I run at leest 2 miles in a place that nayberhood dads can see my chest, or ill say that im gonna eat 1 blue berry after working out my arms in giving at leest 5 hand jobs.

Of coarse if nun of these work you can all ways re sort to sirjury. Theres no shame in doing it, ive had so many operayshins done its like more then I can count on my fingers and toes, none of which are the wons I originaly started with. Its not that a spensive if you know who to exploit or black mail and it can give you litteraly any body you want, litteraly any won. I used to be friends with the little japaneese school girl that ended up be coming jayden smith.


Okay so thats all the time I have for today! Besure to keep writing me your questions and i will get to answering them evenutlaly! By for now!! 🙂 ❤


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