Vice President Joe Biden’s Top 10 Sexiest Moments of 2014

Circus Killer appears to be the only news outlet that recognizes Joe Biden as the heartthrob sex-machine that he is.  In an effort to bring the real Biden to light,  we compiled a list of the Vice President’s sexiest moments in the year 2014.  You’re welcome.

 

Jan 10 – Restored a ’63 Chevy on White House lawn shirtless.

Jan 24 – Pointed, smiled and winked at a female reporter who then fainted.

Feb 12 – Nursed family of abandoned, dying lion cubs back to health after their mother was killed by poachers.

Apr 4 – Stopped a tsunami from decimating the west coast after 30-minute dialogue with Pacific Ocean.

May 1 – Grilled over six thousand burgers while giving keynote speech at University of Delaware graduation ceremony.

Jun 14 – Became only human being in history to look attractive in American flag themed leather jacket.

Jul 30 – Out-drank Putin.

Aug 22 – Avenged the mother of those lion cubs from February.

Oct 4 – Solved more cases in one week than any other Vice Presidents on the force.

Nov 18 – Made dinner.

 

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Written by Jacob S. Wydra: @jswydra
Research by Brittany von Beuren: @BrittyBeuren

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