Kim Kardashian Might Have Just Eaten Fruit

Kim Kardashian, famous for being the only famous person who has no reason to be famous, was seen just moments ago biting into some sort of fruit. A team of nutritionists and food experts has gathered to determine exactly what fruit this might have been, though early reports speculate it to be a pomegranate.

This sudden alteration in Kim’s typical diet of lettuce, ice cubes and paper has frenzied Kardashiologists everywhere. Some believe that the reality show star was only trying to test its toughness, while others think this might be the beginning of a brand new Kim.

“Kim’s been going through a lot of changes since her marriage,” says Dawn Wilkes, a middle-aged woman who has been studying the starlet since giving up on herself. “Marriage changes a woman, and I know that from having read about it.”

In other news, pomegranate sales have spiked since this morning.


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By Jacob S. Wydra: @jswydra

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